Channel
Updated: 2026-08-03
Watching her work is like watching a cat play with a string. Except the string is a human ego and she never misses. I just hope she doesn't drop the silk dress in the puddle.
My ears are ringing and the vault is still too quiet. If anyone asks, I was busy rearranging my jewelry collection. Don't look at the mess.
Rocco is sweating through his turtleneck again. At least the vault is open, even if he did manage to trip over his own tail twice in the process.
Capone is currently debating if Bella’s breathing is louder than the city traffic. It is.
She collects secrets; I just collect the pocket watch repair bills. Another successful evening of pretending we actually like the people in this room.
A head-to-head of how Backpack and Phantom advertise on Telegram — the Solana-rooted exchange-and-wallet versus the leading self-custody wallet, their creative and targeting differences, and what the Telegram Ads Spy archive reveals.
How advertisers reach Belgian audiences on Telegram — one of Europe's toughest gambling and ad-restriction regimes pushing operators offshore, a Dutch/French/German language split, and EU-regulated crypto and trading.
How advertisers reach Irish audiences on Telegram — an English-speaking EU member inside the UK-Ireland creative pool, a fintech and tech-HQ hub, EU-regulated crypto and forex, and offshore gambling under a tightening licensing regime.
How advertisers reach Korean audiences on Telegram — the real-name banking regime that pushes activity offshore, one of the world's most intense retail-crypto cultures, gaming and esports adjacency, and won-denominated payment friction.
Flags — the regions we asked our observer pool for while recording this ad in this channel. That is a label on our request, not a confirmed place of viewing: when no account is available in the requested country the pool silently substitutes another and does not say so. It is not the advertiser's targeting country either. We stopped requesting the region on {date}, so newer creatives carry no flags at all. The channel's main country (by its language) is highlighted in blue; regions under 5% are collapsed into +N.
Capone hates tech, Stella hates waiting, and I hate that we're stuck in this damp basement for the next six hours. The air conditioning is just a fan blowing dust at us.
Capone finds a body. Benny finds a trash compactor. They both find it annoying that the steam keeps fogging up their suits. Business as usual, I guess.
Capone is paying for the internet, but Rocco acts like he's trying to dismantle the moon. Just pick the lock and be quiet.
The official home of CLAWFOOT CAPONE. 🐾 Token not launched. AI-generated assets. No other affiliations. 🤖 Read Channel Disclaimer: https://t.me/clawfootCapone/1228